FILE NOTE: [TERRITORIAL DISRUPTION] - SUBJECT: GARY

SQUIRIALLE INTELLIGENCE ARCHIVE
Division: Suburban Operations & Cache Management
Clearance Level: TWIG-1 (Low Priority Monitoring)

👤 SUBJECT PROFILE: GARY

Species: Human (Confirmed)
Location: 42 Oak Street (Prime nut-burying territory)
Known Aliases: The Gardener, Lawn Ranger, He-Who-Disturbs-The-Soil
Threat Level: 🌱 (Low - Nuisance, Accidental Interference)

🌳 OPERATIONAL IMPACT:

Frequently disrupts established nut caches through excessive digging and planting activities.
Deploys anti-squirrel measures (shiny tape, owl statues) with minimal effectiveness but high annoyance factor.
Prone to loud monologues directed at plants, potentially revealing sensitive location data if overheard by compromised birds.

📜 NOTABLE INCIDENTS:

Spring 2025: Unearthed and relocated Agent Nutmeg's primary winter stash during tulip planting. Stash remains unrecoverable.
Ongoing: Uses leaf blower with unpredictable patterns, disrupting ground-level communications and spore dispersal.
Observed: Talking to garden gnomes. Assess for potential gnome-based counter-intelligence network.

📝 FIELD AGENT NOTES:

Agent Chatterfang: "Subject seems oblivious to our operations. Primarily concerned with aphids and lawn length. Recommend avoidance during daylight hours."

Agent AcornBreath: "Attempted to bury emergency communication acorn near rose bush. Subject immediately dug it up, mistaking it for a 'weird bulb'. Aborted mission."

📋 DIRECTIVE:

AVOID & OBSERVE. MINIMIZE CACHE LOSS.

Operational Guidelines:

Utilize deeper burying protocols in Sector 42-Oak.
Schedule operations during subject's known 'tea breaks' (approx. 10:30 AM, 3:00 PM).
Do not engage with garden gnomes. Assume they are hostile observers.

Consider deploying decoy plastic nuts to waste subject's time.

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